I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
another mosque being built in New York or Chicago, or any other US city.
I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.
Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened
next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, “The
Turban Cowboy”, and the other a topless bar called “You Mecca Me Hot”.
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in
pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called “
Iraq o’ Ribs”.
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
” Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret “, with sexy mannequins in the
window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop would be an adult sex toy
shop, “Koranal Knowledge”, its name in flashing neon lights,
and on the other side a liquor store called “Morehammered.”
All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate
the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.
